mydisneystories:

tell me boy meets world wasn’t brilliant

tell me

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

(Source: femalevillain)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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amipunkyet:

WE TRIED TO TAKE SOME PICS OF GEORGE WITH CHERRY BLOSSOMS FALLING IN THE AIR BUT WHEN THEY FELL HE MADE THIS FACE

validx2:

You gotta leave bite marks on her booty cheeks so that she know who the booty belong to

"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."

The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)
  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons

jncera:

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

amazign:

eventually you see so much titty in oitnb that you go outside and wonder why no one got all they tittys out