someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
you are a celestial being
you are made of love and stardust
and there is somebody that smiles every time they hear your name
you are precious
please treat yourself kindly
and remember that you are one of the universe’s few remaining treasures
if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips. fart
girls are so hot???!?!?!why???